Unhappy Meal

So hey hey hey!

Blog post two! I must be really dedicated! Or I just really love rambling on the internet. yeah that's probably it....

Anyways...

The theme of the week here in our apartment has been food. People always talk about starving college students or those girls who you see at Christmas break and they've put on serious pounds. Well let me tell you this, no one in my apartment is starving and none of us are hippos. So we must be somewhere in between... yet we are always eating.

Last night I ate (if you really even care) ...

I ate a happy meal...

and let me tell you it did not make me happy! I was actually quite unhappy. I was ENRAGED!!!!

Okay I take that back I wasn't enraged... I don't ever enrage about anything. But that happy meal made me dissatisfied. They should put a warning on those thing. "Warning: this isn't guaranteed to make you happy."

Check out the size of the french fry holding device...

As compared to the size of a Quarter.

As compared to my phone.

As compared to my obviously not happy face.

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As compared to a normal sized chair for normal people.

As compared to a front door.

As compared to an apartment building. 

 That last photo is almost like playing I Spy. I spy a seriously pathetic dawrfsized french fry holder from McDonalds. I spy corporate America ripping me off. haha :) There's no way kids could get obese anymore! You get approximately 15 fries and 6 apple slices. As you can tell I'm not so happy about it.

Something I am happy about!

I drew this pear!!!

I also drew this shoe!

I'm in this pretty sick art class for elementary ed majors. Basically you walk in the first day and the teacher asks,"Are any of you artists?" and we all sit and stare blankly back. and then she says,"I'll make an artist out of you." That's about the time you feel like you are in that Disney movie Mulan. Except she's not making men out of us (thank goodness. that'd be weird considering it's an all female class) she's making artists out of us. Turns out you don't have to cut your ear off or be super emotionally distressed to be an artist. So yes I am currently in the Artist Training Center here at BYU and I proudly present my two newest pieces.

Photoshoot :)

On Monday evening my roomies and I decided we would have a photoshoot! and guess what happened Monday evening...

It rained...

So we invaded the Provo Library :) and people kept asking us if we were the performers for the fancy event they were hosting there. I wanted to say, "Of course we are!" We could have made some money by providing amature entertainment but I decided to choose the right and be honest. Dang honesty... haha jk i really like honesty! honesty is good, don't listen to me hahaha.

Despite the rain we still looked super cute and successfully finished our photoshoot. :) Aren't we pretty?

Well that was my week! :) I'm having a fantastic time here at college! Can't wait to rant to you guys again! God is good! 

<3 Jessica Kristine

P.S. Why was I eating a happy meal? We had coupons for free happy meals. So don't worry Dad I did not pay 5 dollars for that dwarfsized disappointment! 

Playing Blogger :)

So here we go...

This is myself welcoming myself to the mainstream world of the bloggers and welcoming you all to the adventures of my life! I'm assuming if you are reading this you want to know whats up with  me so welcome! Take off your shoes and make yourself feel at home. Actually maybe i should tell you to buckle your seat belts because this is gonna be a bumpy ride. :) 

So i just started my sophomore year here at Brigham Young University. Yes I am a sophomore without an MRS degree. Look at me beating the odds and crushing all those stereotypes of the females at this institution. That's definitely something to be proud of. Total hipster status. haha jk. Let me give you a little view of the bubble i'm living in right now...

A Glimpse into College Life

Everyone sticks together just like this. Not even kidding. Especially when trying to cross the street here. I recommend having about this many people with you when crossing the street unless you want to be road kill. #Utahdrivers

I recommend you paint your face just like this guy for football games or get a big blue wig. For some reason people like this guy really fascinate the ESPN camera guys. #waytorepresent

This position demonstrated by my roommate and I is the most effective way to study. No books needed. #straightAstudents

Half the boys think they are still somewhere in South America. Cuss words don't slip out of their mouths instead its every day Portuguese or Spanish. It is utterly impossible to interpret what they are saying all the time. #RMproblems

And the other half of the male species here has transitioned to the stage where they arm wrestle for girls. Some say it's just so they can show their strength, I'm thinking its a territorial thing. #Stilldressinglikemissionaries

Then on Sunday we put on our sunday best and make the trek to church. Upstairs in the snow both ways. This picture was the most accurate representation I could find. Looks just like us Mormons :) #andtheythoughttheyhadithard

Then 12:00am monday morning rolls around and every student gets in their car and heads for the Wendy's drive thru. We learned the hard way that they only take two orders per car. Seriously you'd think they'd want to sell more frostys in the middle of the night. You can make such a profit off of crazy college kids. #bringcashnexttime

When it comes to roommates you basically look like this all the time. The Taylor Swift SNL skit sums up how roommates love each other. #insidejokes

So there you go...

that's college. 

Hopefully you've gotten your fill of me for a while. I'll keep y'all posted on all the goings on here with me. Life is great and God is good. Have a wonderful week and go get some neon pants.

<3 Jessica Kristine :)

Warning: some of this was highly exaggerated for laughs. :)